So it's an Iraqi burial of Saddam. That might not be a bad idea, watch the site carefully, those who visit the
site and do not defecate upon it might be insurgents-or would that be profiling?
Think of Jeff Foxworthy and how he so cleverly brought us to an understanding of redneck profiles.
If you have several vehicles that barely run and lots of plastique explosive-you might be an insurgent.
If your vest goes tick tick tick, you might be an insurgent.
If you visit Saddam's grave and weep-you might be an insurgent.
If you want flight lessons but not landing lessons-you might be a terrorist.
If you want to drive trucks but not how to back up-you might be a terrorist.
If the only endorsement you want on your CDL is hazmat-you might be a terrorist.
If you board a plane and keep repeating Alla Akbar-you might be a terrorist(or an imam)
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"Now that is funny, I don't care who you are" can I print those out and use them later without having to give you credit? Hope you have a fruitful visit and good layover in Beaver. Is Big Bertha still your favorite waitress at the Beaver Truck Stop? Have a good trip over the rockies, remember, you could be driving the southern route with your air conditioner on and wearing shorts and tenny runners - but if you like chaining up an 18 wheeler just to see Beaver, that is your perogative. Did you get to hear the communiities theme song yet. "Grand old Beaver"? If not, visit the www. and look up Beaver Utah Chamber of Commerce.
I logged onto the CO highway cams and for most part the roads look dry and in fine condition, weather map looks favorable for next couple days. WY highway cams also showing dry roads ahead.
If anyone has any insurgent/terrorist humor to add-feel free to comment.
If you have a piece of sewer pipe
that'd pass for a morter and a piece of Iraqi rocketry-you might be an insurgent.
if your name is ali babba and you
have forty buddies-you might be an
insurgent.
I like that cartoon of Saddam hanging, where did it come from?
By now, I would assume you are back on the road, headed to Wamsutter - you sure have a strange way of getting to Denver - do your get paid by the mile? No wonder our candy bars went to 85 cents! Hope everthing worked out with the Sheriff in Beaver and they did not bring up charges for the little problem that occurred at the Grange Hall and the Grand Old Beaver.
Delivered into Atlanta, tornadic activity caused
me to err on the side of caution, I spent the
night at Oak Grove, KY getting an early start
this morning. The wait was wise and worth it.
Dawn broke beautiful as I topped Moneagle Pass
ad headed down into Chatanooga. The heater switch was switched to off as the morning temperatures
rose and the day proved bright anad
beautiful. I see
Miami is on part two of the suspicious object alert. I dowbt they checked whether they checked to see if any of three arabic gents had a CDL. Since the driver was only 20 he could not have had one. FOx news said they were out of Dearborn, MI so they were interstate truckers
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