I D I T I R A Q
Entrants are off from the start line on the Syrian border headed Southward to Kuwait.
Alot of dangerous country to cross but thanks to our forces doing a great job over there, I am confident that all will make it safely into Kuwaitii territory. There were no takers for some bids.
No one wanted to haul Rosie O's heavy arse around. A stout draftee got the short straw. She was last off the starting line-seems she was peeking under the burquas trying to find a new "friend".
Cindy S was bid away but to a person with long handles on his wheelbarrow-he won't have to listen to her conversation . Charlie R, rep of New York packed along alot of throat losenges in case the Iraqi crud took it's toll on his otherwise perfect voice. Code Pink got pink wheelbarrows.
SanFranNan got a larger wheelbarrow and a pilot with stamina. Harry Reid will be carrying
the battle flag of the Dem Party-thats right-it's all white.
2 comments:
Didn't knopw this race was starting today, I am down here on the south border, sitting her under the shade of a cactus sipping a root beer - last time I saw Wild Wille and his ass was two days ago.
When we hit the mtns of southern AZ-you'll slow down. About the time you run out of root beer and start sippin Tequila
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