Solving the scourge of school shootings

We need to return to the frequent use of capital punishment.

Where is Willy?

In Eloy, Az. Up and over the hills East of San Diego, down to the sea level of the El Centro

plains, into Yuma for fuel and again into Eloy for more fuel, rest and relaxation.

The photo of Idle air for your interest. The yellow ducts fitted to our passenger window

pipe in valued air conditoning, cable television, internet. Now if only they would

pipe in hot coffee, food and something to extract our waste.

Put one these in the HITW. The pretty green gal-that is a lot lizard of course.

Soon and very soon-Hope this doesnt happen to me.

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Patriots-H A R D L Y

Losers-Definitely!!!!

How do you end such a virtual race such as this.

A list of the names of those who rode in the wheelbarrows(war protesters)

Since they were and are all losers I will save them all the embarassment.

The only winners are the troops of the American and Coalition forces in the Iraqi theatre

of operations-HUA!!!

Whew, that race is over, th-is is exhausting but I'll be ok now. Met up with a seniorita-she'll take the trail dust offa me.

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Final Results (unknown)


Final analysis-too many waivers, too much cheating. The last entrant holding up traffic on way to finish at South Padre Island. That ATV chair playing in the sand, a sad Mexican official we saw along the way, and Stan(did I forget to tell about that storm that blew through day before yesterday. He will show up no doubt. Playing poker in the cantina was his downfall.

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Stan is in the lead and almost to Padre Island, waiver aside, he did enter as a

snowplow(an attachment he lost back in Arizona). He is now just as any beat up pickup

along the border-sorry-a disqualification as I see it. At left is RangerBill showing off for

the Alamo sweeties on the right. Thank goodness for the mules-upper right. They got me through tough country like Big Bend(upper left). They didn't even spook at the sidewinders.

Heidi and daughter have not been seen since Walmart in El Paso. Will they reappear on Padre Island?

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Just some sites as seen during the race.

Where is Willy?

Now that I goofed and sent an Iditifence to the wrong destination let's see I can get this right.

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Hoorah, the British were released. Now for the race up date.

Barbara S leads by a nose. Rosie is still in the rear-a big rear.

One scratch-San Fran Nan either thought her ride was not comfy enough

or had an appointment in Syria. Hence forth she shall be known as

Damascus Nan or Nancy Chamberlain Pelosi. Has Ben Murtha

is neck and neck with Charlie Rangel(trying to ride in each others draft no doubt)

Sean ( I am a human shield) Penn knows the way and is breaking trail.

Jane Hanoi Fonda with trying her best to catch up.

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just a few scenes from race hq

Some of our southern friends headed North - you would think a tractor would leave an

easy trail for the Border Patrol to follow. Fences vary in quality as you can see.

A photo of my long eared buddy as well.

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Many have expressed that me and my ass might be out of the race already-let

me show you the view from where I am .

You see that stock trailer that was damaged by rampaging

elephants was repaired. I just hopped on I8 and leap

frogged to better trails

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when you are pushing Rosie O in a

wheelbarrow the view never changes

Naval Intelligence Memo

In regards to Iran and their Navy-what are we up against?

They are much the persian pussycat we visualize. The Naval air forces they muster

are a bit clumsy. The main propulsion is the hot air from their leader-Almond Joy.

I believe these modified one man boats can easily blockade their pitful ports.

Come and Get It Iran!!

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And don't forget the other race that kicked off today.

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Entrants are off from the start line on the Syrian border headed Southward to Kuwait.

Alot of dangerous country to cross but thanks to our forces doing a great job over there, I am confident that all will make it safely into Kuwaitii territory. There were no takers for some bids.

No one wanted to haul Rosie O's heavy arse around. A stout draftee got the short straw. She was last off the starting line-seems she was peeking under the burquas trying to find a new "friend".

Cindy S was bid away but to a person with long handles on his wheelbarrow-he won't have to listen to her conversation . Charlie R, rep of New York packed along alot of throat losenges in case the Iraqi crud took it's toll on his otherwise perfect voice. Code Pink got pink wheelbarrows.

SanFranNan got a larger wheelbarrow and a pilot with stamina. Harry Reid will be carrying

the battle flag of the Dem Party-thats right-it's all white.